World War II Humor
It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on three leading candidates.
Candidate A:
- Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists.
- He's had two mistresses.
- He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:
- Was kicked out of office twice.
- Sleeps until noon.
- Used opium in college.
- Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C:
- Is a decorated war hero.
- He's a vegetarian
- Doesn't smoke,
- Drinks an occasional beer
- Hasn't had any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice?
You don't really need any more information, do you?
- Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Candidate B is Winston Churchill
- Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
revised 3/7/01 by Schoenherr | WWII Timeline | WWII links